sylvia-scarlett:

driftingfocus:

americangothgirl:

The air horn one is killing me.

madaero:

Instructions: How to take care of a baby? [not an origin]

Haha.  My dad threw me into the air, and I slept in a dresser drawer for the first few months of my life, so that I could be right next to my parents.  I think it’s neat, not bad parenting.

Dude, if I ever reproduce, I am so going to have baby geniuses that play chess from the age of six months, what’s it to ya? :D

Facebook can choke on a bag of dicks.

that is all.

This is the “romance” theme from Dragon Age by Big Aubrey. I haven’t played the game in ages, but I kept singing the really high pitched to my friend who just played it. I thought I imagined the high pitched bit, so I watched the romance scenes to see if it really existed, but it always cut off before the music could go mental.

Five weeks later, I found it. I didn’t imagine it.

This made me lol.

This made me lol.

oktotally:

paragon action: free hugs
MISSION FINISH!

I would love some femshep hugs, man.

oktotally:

paragon action: free hugs

MISSION FINISH!

I would love some femshep hugs, man.

Oh, Hunchback. The most under-appreciated of all Disney movies. I love this bit.

He’ll tire himself out.

He’ll tire himself out.

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my second atheist themed tattoo, it really fits my sarcastic personality. It puts a smile on my face every time I look at it, and it was great to get it done by a tattoo artist who shares my views and was thrilled to do it.
I got it from Tim McAlary @ Gold Rush Tattoo in Costa Mesa, CA. 

Awesome tattoo! If I had this, I’d just ending up giggling to myself every time I saw it.

fuckyeahtattoos:

This is my second atheist themed tattoo, it really fits my sarcastic personality. It puts a smile on my face every time I look at it, and it was great to get it done by a tattoo artist who shares my views and was thrilled to do it.

I got it from Tim McAlary @ Gold Rush Tattoo in Costa Mesa, CA. 

Awesome tattoo! If I had this, I’d just ending up giggling to myself every time I saw it.

My thought process for ditching academia for the legal profession.