I find tinsel distracting.

This year, Argos’ Christmas advertisements involve strange blue aliens from an Argos-less planet. Initially, I thought these guys were kind of creepy, but there’s something about their blue fuzzy puppetty goodness that makes go “d’aww!” at the cute.

These aliens have also led me to a great conclusion; every morning, I wake up, and find two perfect circles in the condensation forming on my bedroom window. I think they creepily like to watch me sleep, and inject me with sleep-inducing drugs.