The air horn one is killing me.
Instructions: How to take care of a baby? [not an origin]
Haha. My dad threw me into the air, and I slept in a dresser drawer for the first few months of my life, so that I could be right next to my parents. I think it’s neat, not bad parenting.
Dude, if I ever reproduce, I am so going to have baby geniuses that play chess from the age of six months, what’s it to ya? :D
May 9th
12:36 AM
12:36 AM
This is the “romance” theme from Dragon Age by Big Aubrey. I haven’t played the game in ages, but I kept singing the really high pitched to my friend who just played it. I thought I imagined the high pitched bit, so I watched the romance scenes to see if it really existed, but it always cut off before the music could go mental.
Five weeks later, I found it. I didn’t imagine it.
Jerry: Wow! Zanadu . No wonder you’re putting in so many hours. (looks at urinal) May I?
George: I insist. I’ll fix us a drink.(via The Voice)
I feel like a gargoyle perched on that toilet.
12:06 AM
His Name was Marauder Shields.
[WARNING: Contains Mass Effect 3 spoilers]
“Good night, sweet prince. He died to protect us from the shitty ending.”
Unexpected, but hilarious new internet phenomenon.
January 10th
8:39 PM
8:39 PM
"Fuck you, Sherlock, and the hansom cab you and Dr W. rode in on."
— Jim Gardener, The Tommyknockers
It really does not feel like Christmas for me until I break out the 60” animated chenille Stegosaurus.
This is brilliant. I would actually buy this.
I find tinsel distracting.
December 20th
4:23 PM
4:23 PM
Cheapest Toy Roundup: 2011 Edition
Definitely worth a read! Gave me a few giggles.
July 29th
2:56 PM
2:56 PM
"Such manners! And always in the last place you look… like stockings!"
— Flemeth, Dragon Age: Origins
