dailyseinfeld:

Jerry: Wow! Zanadu . No wonder you’re putting in so many hours. (looks at urinal) May I?
George: I insist. I’ll fix us a drink.

(via The Voice)

I feel like a gargoyle perched on that toilet.

dailyseinfeld:

GEORGE: More wine and turkey?
JERRY: So when I saw George on the street with an 18 pound turkey and a giant box of wine, I thought:… What a coincidence. We’re just about to eat.
CELIA: What is that stuff in turkey that makes you sleepy?
JERRY and GEORGE: Triptaphen.
JERRY: … I think. Have some more wine.
CELIA: What video did you get?
JERRY: Oh, George brought home movies of his boyhood trip to Michigan.
GEORGE: Four hours.
JERRY: More heavy gravy?

(via The Merv Griffin Show)

More heavy gravy? It’s the voice Jerry uses.

I find tinsel distracting.

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY (V.O.): What in god’s name is going on here? Is she wearing the same thing over and over again? Or does she have a closet full of these, like Superman? I’ve got to unlock this mystery. 
Christie adds a little pepper to her dish. But after replacing the shaker, she knocks her glass of red wine over her dress.
CHRISTIE: (horrified) Oh my god!
JERRY: Oh.
Christie mops at the spill with her napkin.
CHRISTIE: Ahh. I can’t go to the movies like this. Do you mind if we go back to my apartment, so I can change? 
JERRY: Change? …Yes, I think that’s a super idea.

(via The Seven)

dailyseinfeld:

Jerry and Jeannie enjoying themselves at the grocery store.

(via The Invitations)

TV Jerry and I need to hook up. This is me every time I go to Walmart in Canada!

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: Hey, isn’t that George’s father?
ELAINE: Oh, yeah, it is! Should we say hello?
JERRY: I’ve never seen him in Manhattan before; it’s weird. So out of context.
ELAINE: That man he’s with: is he wearing a cape?
JERRY:I believe he is wearing a cape.
ELAINE: Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?
JERRY: Well, it is good cape weather. Cool. Breezy.
ELAINE: Yeah, why a cape? Who wears a cape? Where do you even get a cape?
JERRY: You’re right; it is strange. In fact, let’s cross to the other side of the street. Cover me.

(via The Chinese Woman)

dailyseinfeld:

George: Yes. Yes. You know what’s interesting. The quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons is Bobby Hebert. No “r” which I find fascinating. You know it’s Herbert h-e-r-b-e-r-t, Hebert h-e-b-e-r-t. “Hebert” it’s a fun name to pronounce. Try and say it Hebert. Take a shot. All right. [check arrives] All right. I got it.
Julie: No, no. I’d like to take you out.
George: No, Julie, Julie, don’t insult me. You know, what difference does it make who pays for lunch. It’s totally meaningless.

(via The Big Salad)

Watched this the other day. George’s unbridled enthusiasm for Hebert and Herbert always amuses me.