dailyseinfeld:

JERRY (V.O.): What in god’s name is going on here? Is she wearing the same thing over and over again? Or does she have a closet full of these, like Superman? I’ve got to unlock this mystery. 
Christie adds a little pepper to her dish. But after replacing the shaker, she knocks her glass of red wine over her dress.
CHRISTIE: (horrified) Oh my god!
JERRY: Oh.
Christie mops at the spill with her napkin.
CHRISTIE: Ahh. I can’t go to the movies like this. Do you mind if we go back to my apartment, so I can change? 
JERRY: Change? …Yes, I think that’s a super idea.

(via The Seven)

dailyseinfeld:

JERRY: Hey, isn’t that George’s father?
ELAINE: Oh, yeah, it is! Should we say hello?
JERRY: I’ve never seen him in Manhattan before; it’s weird. So out of context.
ELAINE: That man he’s with: is he wearing a cape?
JERRY:I believe he is wearing a cape.
ELAINE: Why is Mr. Costanza with a man in a cape?
JERRY: Well, it is good cape weather. Cool. Breezy.
ELAINE: Yeah, why a cape? Who wears a cape? Where do you even get a cape?
JERRY: You’re right; it is strange. In fact, let’s cross to the other side of the street. Cover me.

(via The Chinese Woman)